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Schlagwort bash

Extreme slow ImageMagick on VPS with ubuntu

Recently, i had to update my virtual private server at hosteurope (one of the big hosting players in germany)  and got a machine with ubuntu release 10.04 and plesk 10.4.4 installed.

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Bash Haiku

Today logged into my servers bash shell, in a moment of complete silence, i found this lovely haiku:

# man
What manual page do you want?
# man what

After meditating a bit, i found this one to be convincing too:

# man
What manual page do you want?
# man yes

Please be adviced not to laugh if you don’t get it.